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lesbian-bookworm:

charlioak:

alsoluci-morningstar812:

isa-ghost:

alsoluci-morningstar812:

isa-ghost:

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

teaboot:

teobug:

escuerzoresucitado:

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You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

Gif of Stan Pines from Gravity Falls waving a broom in the air on his front porch, shouting, "Darn beautiful men. always eating out of my trash."ALT

weaver-z:

There’s a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a “duet me” challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

exl-42:

poiuni:

egberts:

everyone needs to get more excited when they see an airplane. i’m tired of people not stopping to look up at the sky in awe and wonder

I live by an intercontinental airport and people walking out of the mall will stop to point at AirBuses landing overhead

Sorry but the correct term is Airbusi

She let me hit the Airbusi

victorlincolnpine:

ralfmaximus:

depsidase:

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I’m having trouble feeling sympathy for anyone shelling out a kilobuck for Elon Musk’s 2023 version of twitter.

β€œkilobuck” is now in my vocabulary

fallingtowers:

i live in the most haunted house in the northern hemisphere because i keep buying cursed dolls and cracking them open like pistachios to release the ghosts inside em. see i’ve got this business idea and it’s to unethically harvest their ectoplasm and sell it in little jars like honey. unfortunately i’ve hit a snag, namely that ectoplasm tastes like shit and also if you ingest it you permanently lose the capacity to feel joy. so now i’ve got a bunch of unsatisfied customers who are literally impossible to please banging on my door at all hours. it doesn’t really matter though because the ghosts are already constantly slamming all my doors and cabinets so it’s just a wall of sound in here at all times anyway. i’m pretty sure i’ve got tinnitus now but on the upside i’ve got this new business idea where i repair old dolls with kintsugi and sell them at a ridiculous markup to etsy women in cuffed corduroy pants.

limestone-vs-sandstone:

audrey-hepbae:

funny-tik-toks:

Toucan: β€œthat there just ain’t natural”

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maamlet:

honestly what would you do if you met bottle of ranch dressing

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weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Why are the people you’d expect to own scary pitbulls the only responsible pitbull owners

If you meet a mechanic from Louisiana named Skeeter McGee with a dog named Slayer, you can trust that dog with your life. If you meet a lifestyle influencer from Seattle with a dog named Princess Pibble, you can guarantee that it’s one loud noise away from turning the nearest child into a material the consistency of tubby custard